🎴 The NPC Archetype Deck

“Decode the Simulation. One NPC at a Time.”


A parody deck of 33 absurdly accurate archetypes drawn from the mass psychosis of modern life.
Use it to mock, mirror, meme, or meditate. No batteries, disclaimers, or DEI approvals required.

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🧠 What Is the NPC Deck?

The NPC Deck is not just a game. It’s a field diagnostic disguised as satire. Each card is a reflection — not just of them… but of the traps we all step into.
From the Compliance Oracle to the Endgame Humanist, these 33 cards expose the behavioural scripts running our era: Use them to laugh, disarm, decode, and reflect. The NPC Deck is a way to name what the hive can’t see — and what we sometimes embody without knowing.

🎮 How to Play: 3 Modes

🕹️ Mode 1: Satirical Top Trumps

1. Each player draws 3 cards.
2. Choose one stat (e.g., Conformity, Virtue Signal Strength).
3. Highest stat wins the round.
4. Play until someone hits 5 wins — or the Endgame Humanist is drawn and all players are sentenced to narrative re-education.
Bonus Rule: If “Virtue Signal Strength” reaches 12+, the player must speak in hashtags until they lose.

🧠 Mode 2: Psycho-Social Mirror

1. Shuffle the deck.
2. Pull a random card.
3. Reflect: Who does this remind you of? A friend, a system… yourself?
4. Ask: How does this archetype show up in my world — and how do I disarm it?
Use this mode for journaling, conversation starters, or coaching satire sessions.

🌀 Mode 3: The Field Pull

1. Sit in stillness. Ask: “What archetype is running this moment?”
2. Draw one card.
3. Read it aloud. Let the field speak.
4. Act accordingly — with humour, precision, or holy refusal.
This is the NPC Deck as a spiritual tool: Field Shivs meet Comedy Tarot.

🛠️ Coming Soon:

• “Meme Bomb Mode” (NPC + Weapon Card Combos)
• “Shame Loop” mini-expansion
• “Mirror Deck”: 33 Counter-Archetypes (The Witness, The Trickster, The Sovereign Beast…)

⚠️ Warning:

This deck contains satire, accuracy, and reality distortion. Use responsibly. Side effects may include:
• Laughter
• Liberation
• Social uninvites
• Sudden memory of who you are

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